Listening to diets instead of reason

This is not just some crazy celebrity diet.  There are far too many cleanses out there that defy logic and reason.  This one is not too different from all those diets that replace meals with shakes.  Please take care of yourselves!

UPDATE: I apologize for my lazy, hasty post.  I got completely carried away and took the sensationalist news personally.  I promise to be more careful next time!  Eddie Van Halen has diverticulitis.  The best hopes for him and his recovery.